Why is it so difficult to sleep alone when the husband is away? I fall asleep like a rock every other night when he’s here (sorry baby), but he leaves for a couple nights and I’m a mess. Apparently, so is the dog, as she went into a crazed shitstorm last night at 1am with chew toys and bones, hopping around the backyard like a rabbit….
Ugh. Plus I can’t find my eyepatch thing that I wear to keep the sun out of my eyes in the morning. Where is it??
In case you were wondering what could possibly be so great about this superman of a husband…..well let me just pose this question: Can you fake the sound of a bong this well?