Why is it so difficult to sleep alone when the husband is away?  I fall asleep like a rock every other night when he’s here (sorry baby), but he leaves for a couple nights and I’m a mess.  Apparently, so is the dog, as she went into a crazed shitstorm last night at 1am with chew toys and bones, hopping around the backyard like a rabbit….

Ugh.  Plus I can’t find my eyepatch thing that I wear to keep the sun out of my eyes in the morning.  Where is it??

In case you were wondering what could possibly be so great about this superman of a husband…..well let me just pose this question:  Can you fake the sound of a bong this well? 

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